What chronically sad souls live in this country. Take Gerda, who may not be called Gerda, but we immediately saw Gerda before us. Gerda lives near Lelystad Airport and thinks those planes make noise. Not the big Boeing and Airbus jets that fly Dutch holidaymakers to the Costa with Zone, because they will probably never land there despite hundreds of millions of euros of investment. But Gerda is stingy and the world will know it too, which is why she complains about everything in the air. Hendrik Jahn trying to impress his secretary at Cessna? complaint! Are you taking Grandpa on a sightseeing trip at Piper's for his birthday? complaint! Do you laugh at all the traffic jams drivers of your Beechcraft? complaint! That's no less than 1,536 times last year. Add complainant number two, and Lelystad already has 2,474 reports out of a total of 2,628 reports received from just 64 people. This is a special kind of acid that even the Volkskrant (which talks about a lot of flies, ed.) can absorb a little of it. Really, when are we going to stop these constant whiners from the spam reporting centers polluting the numbers with their incessant whining? Oh and Gerda, here's another piece of advice from us: start doing something useful with your life, because in this pointless struggle you can now see them flying.
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